In August alone Checkpoint Asia served 316,568 servings of delicious Empire hatred over the course of 170,575 meals, to 102,763 guests, including yourself.

Now you can help it serve some instant noodles to its editor.

So far 48 of you helped it raise $1090 for the next 3 months of delicious Empire hatred servings. Thanks a million for giving back!

Hope the other 2500 regulars can help us get to the needed $1500.

Checkpoint Asia

Brits, You’re Doing the Monarchy Wrong

Sorry to tell you

I’m not a big expert on monarchy here, but I think you’re doing it wrong Brits. As far I know you don’t introduce the Queen to prime ministers and chancellors. You introduce the chancellors to the Queen. Who does the Royal Family have doing their Twitter?? Miss South Carolina?

Take a look at the Saudis doing it right:

As for all this other stuff about how come the Germans were even invited, I can’t say I see what they’re getting at. Of course the Germans should be invited, they made D-Day possible.